Ryan Fraser

[Clarky cat]

Poor taste this.

Everyone knows Geordies have large appetites.

Give it a wash first then mate

 

[Toffeeslam]

Hopefully not true

 

[wabisabi]

The bright new dawn of the Dyche era. Buckle up and get ready for more of this then ... ?‍

 

[Bluelladevil]

Smacks of Kenwright and another one of his amazing deals.
BK: "OK, my final offer. We'll take Fraser off your hands and you pay us £15m plus , and I know this is a big ask, you pay for a new flag for the Street End showing Seanie's lovely big head and then we can say you're paying £45m for Gordon. I know I'm pushing it but are you OK with that Amanda?"
Amanda Staveley: "Err ... you drive a very hard bargain Bill (she puts hand over the telephone mouthpiece so that the sound of raucous laughter from Eddie Howe can't be heard by bungling Bill. "Shhh!" to Eddie Howe. She collects herself). Er ...ahaha, oohaha (she turns it into a cough). Oh dear, sorry Bill, I've got this awful cough coming on. But because it's you Bill, I'll agree ".
BK: "Oh , thanks lovey,"
BK puts phone down: "Where would Everton be without me?"

 

[Chill125]

Its like Josh King being reincarnated in an Everton top.
Wholey uninspiring and doomed to fail.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Have some respect...Scottish 100m sprint champion....100m in 50 seconds.

Even Patterson’s quicker than that.

 

[coollino]

Never heard of him

 

[PhilM]

Never heard of him

You'll know his name when the boo-boys and bed wetters are crying that he didn't 'Teeeeeeeeeeeeeern' quick enough.

 

[HTCHERO]

Rubbish player so we will 100% buy him and pay over the odds.

 

[Chegsy]

Has to be a joke. We have been through enough this month.

 

[davek]

Even Patterson’s quicker than that.

Head back, struggling to catch up to a counter attack by Wolves that reached the 18 yard box - officially clocked at 1m 30s.

 

[DanEFC92]

Fraser, Che Adams.

Get me Thelwells head