Sam Allardyce

[orly]

#TeamMartinez

Genuinely mad isn't it.

We've got, after £300m+ spent in four years:

• One good goalkeeper out of three, all brought in since 2013
• A broken down left back, and his stand-in actually doesn't look like he should be playing football beyond about League Two. He has the positional sense of a polar bear in Qatar
• One England international centre half who waves a foot at shots, a Welsh international who is utter rubbish, Jagielka who apart from a massive performance tonight has looked broken, and a good player in Holgate who is just coming back to form
• One decent, long term injured right back and the reincarnation of Tony Hibbert as his understudy.

................I can't even be bothered to go through our hopeless midfield and useless striking options, our producing very little of note wingers. And that's just the first eleven.

All washed down in the red wine jus of Allardyce assisted by Sammy Lee.

£300m. Three hundred million.

Just a reminder that he has now won only 3 of his nine games, gone out of the Cup at the first attempt, tightened the defence up so much that we've conceded 6 goals in 3 games (two against the mighty Bournemouth), scored only two in the last five, two shots on target TOTAL in the last four games....

And was described by @Eggs today as a 'miracle worker'.

 

[Big_nev]

 

[Timak]

Genuinely mad isn't it.

We've got, after £300m+ spent in four years:

• One good goalkeeper out of three, all brought in since 2013
• A broken down left back, and his stand-in actually doesn't look like he should be playing football beyond about League Two. He has the positional sense of a polar bear in Qatar
• One England international centre half who waves a foot at shots, a Welsh international who is utter rubbish, Jagielka who apart from a massive performance tonight has looked broken, and a good player in Holgate who is just coming back to form
• One decent, long term injured right back and the reincarnation of Tony Hibbert as his understudy.

................I can't even be bothered to go through our hopeless midfield and useless striking options, our producing very little of note wingers. And that's just the first eleven.

All washed down in the red wine jus of Allardyce assisted by Sammy Lee.

£300m. Three hundred million.

£360m actually

 

[mkrudden]

Genuinely mad isn't it.

We've got, after £300m+ spent in four years:

• One good goalkeeper out of three, all brought in since 2013
• A broken down left back, and his stand-in actually doesn't look like he should be playing football beyond about League Two. He has the positional sense of a polar bear in Qatar
• One England international centre half who waves a foot at shots, a Welsh international who is utter rubbish, Jagielka who apart from a massive performance tonight has looked broken, and a good player in Holgate who is just coming back to form
• One decent, long term injured right back and the reincarnation of Tony Hibbert as his understudy.

................I can't even be bothered to go through our hopeless midfield and useless striking options, our producing very little of note wingers. And that's just the first eleven.

All washed down in the red wine jus of Allardyce assisted by Sammy Lee.

£300m. Three hundred million.

Can't disagree with any of this mate.

Will you just please admit that Martinez would have spent the money better? Be fair.

 

[matty1878]

we will be beaten again nxt week and there’s just no pressure on him. It would be sheer lunacy to even not get rid come summer.

 

[nsno-chris]

Can't disagree with any of this mate.

Will you just please admit that Martinez would have spent the money better? Be fair.

Tom Cleverly answers this question

 

[mkrudden]

Tom Cleverly answers this question

#FreeTransfer
#Soldfor10m
#MartinezTheAccountant

 

[nsno-chris]

#FreeTransfer
#Soldfor10m
#MartinezTheAccountant

lollollol

The first thing to put a smile on my miserable kite

 

[streeky]

Vlasic was highlited for praise in the last game by BFS didn't get a sniff tonight and bolasie was blowing after 60 mins

 

[orly]

Tom Cleverly answers this question

Oumar Niasse, Besic, Robles, McCarthy, Snivelley, McGeady....

My god, the three seasons have been so grim.

 

[mkrudden]

Oumar Niasse, Besic, Robles, McCarthy, Snivelley, McGeady....

My god, the three seasons have been so grim.

None of those cost more than 13.5m
Snips.

 

[nsno-chris]

Oumar Niasse, Besic, Robles, McCarthy, Snivelley, McGeady....

My god, the three seasons have been so grim.

Alcarez, Kone, the Lanky loan piece of piss

Ffs

 

[sageyefc]

Oumar Niasse, Besic, Robles, McCarthy, Snivelley, McGeady....

My god, the three seasons have been so grim.

Singlehandedly saved us from relegation. He's a gift from the gods

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

The last 5 games we've totalled 6 shots on target, and 2 of those games were against West Brom and Bournemouth, that really is embarrassing.

 

[orly]

None of those cost more than 13.5m
Snips.

That's right, we didn't have the wonder that is Steve Walsh in the house by that point to REALLY accelerate the absolutely mental spending.