When he arrived I thought he was a pragmatic, clued-up premier league manager that would keep us in the league no problem. God how wrong I was, I now realise he is an utter fraud who has somehow jarged a top flight career. He is truly clueless. Lord Oumar truly saved his blushes there, even though he scored a minute after coming on, make no mistake that was a truly terrible substitution. Tosun would have scored the exact same chance had he stayed on so please don't claim that some tactical genius on the bench made that goal happen. The fact he didn't go two upfront, at home, against West Brom? Get out you gravy guzzling pig.
As for the team, oh my word we suck. Our midfield is actually laughable. How does Schneiderlin keep getting starts?! When our centre backs are on the ball he actually runs away from them. Complete coward of a man and if there is anyway we can get him out for someone who doesn't treat the ball like a hand grenade then it will be a God send. As for McCarthy, I don't particularly like him but he is brave as that challenge showed and I wish him a speedy recovery. Give Klaasen another go for God's sake.
Where do we start with the fullbacks? They are both terrible. I haven't been convinced by Kenny all season. He is Tony Hibbert reincarnate, that free kick in the last few minutes was just pathetic, nothing to do with age - just bang average. Play Mason at right back for the time being. Cuco Martina is not a real footballer. He actually looks like they've just picked someone right out of the crowd to play, it's hilarious.
Centre backs: Mason is clearly class, that 360 roll was a joy to watch. He will make mistakes but he has so much composure about him it's just impossible that he won't become a good footballer. Ashley Williams is a donkey and I hate him, but he is a necessary evil right now as Keane is clearly unfit and Jags should be retired. Funes Mori please come back, even if you're not very good you can't possibly be worse.
Upfront I'm encouraged by Tosun. I know he didn't particularly play that well today but he just seems to have something about him, I'm sure he'll come good. Encouraging display by Walcott too. Hopefully when Coleman comes back we'll see a lot more from him. I'd like to see more of Sandro on the left hand side but no doubt this Brexit clown won't do that so Bolasie or Lookman is my preference for now.
Just get to 40 points and sack this tool. I actually prefer Sammy Lee to him.
