I'd win if the
@edge gave me the honour of holding my coat and shouting sporadic advice.
holds coat, starts jumping around like an extra of planet of the apes, shouting ooh,ooh in a circle and spitting at the fighters.
once had a fight with a lad in school, he chucked a book and it sent me flying backwards has i was leaning back on the chair,split my head open.
Well i wasnt best pleased, got up and one of my mates say give us your glasses, and some how pulled me over another desk and onto the deck, not going to well at this moment as the other lad grabbed me on a head lock as i got up, and inbtween saying i dont want to fight you is digging me in the head.
I rammed him into a wall and started to throw punches as best as i could, all of a sudden he shouts edge stop just stop, i though no chance your getting it, only to realise it was deadly quite not the normal shouts ect when a scrap is going on. he let me go and i landed a few on him, the turned around the class room was empty not only of pupils ,teachers but all the desks chairs ect.
While we were scrapping the female teacher had called the headsmaster, and as he was running over my classmates decided to lash everything they could at him from the third floor windows, hit him a few times as well, he was fuming said "what have you done?" i said i was having a fight so i dont know what happend and neither did he.
give the other lad his due he took the blame and didnt want a rematch so it all ended sort of ok