Prediction:
Cant Be Arsed to Vote Yes to Get Independence 'nation' 2 - 2 Free nation
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Prediction:
Cant Be Arsed to Vote Yes to Get Independence 'nation' 2 - 2 Free nation
And a fine job, too. People need to understand that they can't just waltz in and claim to be Irish because of some dubious heritage. We vet our folks carefully, label "English" or "American" those we don't want, until we're left with a pool of outstanding people we can be proud of. It's how we claim James McCarthy but disown John Aldridge. Jim Morrison is ours but you can have Nick Carter. Katy Perry is as Irish as they come, don't come near us with Kelly Clarkson. And so it goes.
Katy Perry, she has been washed with cockney spunk from Russell Brand.
Like when the Americans stuck the flag on the moon, Brand has stuck his flag into Perry to claim her for Blighty.
He's recently come out to support the Irish public against the implementation of water charges by our government. We've claimed him too, and that flag coming out of Perry's clunge is of the green, white and gold variety.
I do reckon Brand's cock will be green from knob rot.
You know what, I gave it a bit of thought and we don't want Brand. Perry stays with us, as I assume her snatch ejected any residual Britishness upon the completion of divorce proceedings. We still have to negotiate the handover of The Script, but you can keep your greasy colonial digits off Laura Whitmore.
What does 45% of a stadium sound like singing a national anthem? We'll find out tonight.