You offer nothing to conversations, except whining about Celtic. You make no attempts at humour whatsoever, but say others are boring. You constantly post about Celtic, then call people obsessed when they reply to your post. The only positive thing I can say about you is that you're not easily embarrassed.
You come across as the archetypal Scottish Presbyterian, a dour faced, whiner who has no humour in his life whatsoever. Has it ever occurred to you why there are so many Irish themed bars throughout the world, and so few Scottish themed ones? It's because the Irish have a reputation for enjoying a drink, and the craic, on a night out.
Can you imagine a Scottish Presbyterian themed bar? What a hoot and a hauf that would be. The owner would be telling bouncers "Those guys look as if they're on the verge of having a good time. You'd better get over there and nip it in the bud" Punters would be getting barred for life for laughing.