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You offer nothing to conversations, except whining about Celtic. You make no attempts at humour whatsoever, but say others are boring. You constantly post about Celtic, then call people obsessed when they reply to your post. The only positive thing I can say about you is that you're not easily embarrassed.

You come across as the archetypal Scottish Presbyterian, a dour faced, whiner who has no humour in his life whatsoever. Has it ever occurred to you why there are so many Irish themed bars throughout the world, and so few Scottish themed ones? It's because the Irish have a reputation for enjoying a drink, and the craic, on a night out.

Can you imagine a Scottish Presbyterian themed bar? What a hoot and a hauf that would be. The owner would be telling bouncers "Those guys look as if they're on the verge of having a good time. You'd better get over there and nip it in the bud" Punters would be getting barred for life for laughing. :)
To be honest though CV the bars throughout the world aren’t really Irish bar, yes themed as you said but anyone can hang bicycle from the ceiling and call it whatever.
I used to always fancy owning a pub maybe call it The Crap Craic.
Of course it would be Scottish so it would be crap craic and if anyone said anything out of place they’d get a punch in the kisser.
 
You offer nothing to conversations, except whining about Celtic. You make no attempts at humour whatsoever, but say others are boring. You constantly post about Celtic, then call people obsessed when they reply to your post. The only positive thing I can say about you is that you're not easily embarrassed.

You come across as the archetypal Scottish Presbyterian, a dour faced, whiner who has no humour in his life whatsoever. Has it ever occurred to you why there are so many Irish themed bars throughout the world, and so few Scottish themed ones? It's because the Irish have a reputation for enjoying a drink, and the craic, on a night out.

Can you imagine a Scottish Presbyterian themed bar? What a hoot and a hauf that would be. The owner would be telling bouncers "Those guys look as if they're on the verge of having a good time. You'd better get over there and nip it in the bud" Punters would be getting barred for life for laughing. :)
Sorry was at Ibrox when you posted, something happened today to send you into another boring rant?
 
To be honest though CV the bars throughout the world aren’t really Irish bar, yes themed as you said but anyone can hang bicycle from the ceiling and call it whatever.
I used to always fancy owning a pub maybe call it The Crap Craic.
Of course it would be Scottish so it would be crap craic and if anyone said anything out of place they’d get a punch in the kisser.

That's why I said themed.

As you posted, anyone can open a bar and have whatever themes they like, but these bars have an Irish theme because Irish people have a reputation for enjoying a good drink, and a laugh.

Presbyterians? Not so much...
 

tbh I’ve never been in a Presbyterian pub (dear God please tell me there isn’t any).
But many many years ago I had my stag do and one of the pubs we went into for a few was mentioned in the original trainspotting book. Now talk about a good old Scottish work class boozer.
 
That's why I said themed.

As you posted, anyone can open a bar and have whatever themes they like, but these bars have an Irish theme because Irish people have a reputation for enjoying a good drink, and a laugh.

Presbyterians? Not so much...
You really are a sad individual.
given up on your team obviously and seemingly trying to gain some sort of superiority in Irish bars now, WTF!!!
 

Lowland started last week, Rangers have won all 3 of their games, Celtic list their opener last week and drew today
Highland League kicked off yesterday , brilliant sunshine , crowds back and Buckie Thistle top of league on Alphabeticalthingyness after a 5-0 win , matched by the alphabettically challenged Inverurie Locos. Ah , it’s good to be back!
 

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