2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

[Goat]

Bellend.

 

[allen]

Bellend.

Genuinely thinks “anyone with a pro license - like we all have,” can coach finishing.

He can’t even recognise his own blindspots. He doesn’t realise it’s a skill in itself that he doesn’t have.

 

[Nymzee]

If I was a striker and a lower-league grock centre half was trying to teach me how to finish I'd pack in the game.

 

[allen]

If I was a striker and an a lower-league grock centre half was trying to teach me how to finish I'd pack in the game.

Then he busts into a press conference and essentially tells the world you can’t smell where the goal is.

 

[Goat]

If I was a striker and an a lower-league grock centre half was trying to teach me how to finish I'd pack in the game.

Cos you cant smell a goal lad.

 

[NeilMorepies]

If I was a striker and an a lower-league grock centre half was trying to teach me how to finish I'd pack in the game.

DCL did, last summer.

 

[Goat]

DCL did, last summer.

DCL would need a nose like concorde to smell a goal from the halfway line.

 

[NeilMorepies]

DCL would need a nose like concorde to smell a goal from the halfway line.

Perhaps his nose has tightened too much?

 

[Goat]

Perhaps his nose has tightened too much?

Think you need to wipe snot on your face to unlock the smell.

 

[MACCA75]

Dyche thinks scoring goals is some sort of witchcraft that nobody can coach. Might be why the only open play goal we’ve scored in the last 9 was a worldie out of nothing from N’Diaye.

 

[Nymzee]

Our strikers have looked a lot worse since Dunc left I must say.

 

[allen]

Dyche thinks scoring goals is some sort of witchcraft that nobody can coach. Might be why the only open play goal we’ve scored in the last 9 was a worldie out of nothing from N’Diaye.

It reminds me of Martinez’s approach to set pieces: you don’t get many in a game, so it’s not worth practicing them.

 

[allen]

Our strikers have looked a lot worse since Dunc left I must say.

I’ve found myself wondering over the past few days whether a drunk Rooney could do a job for us teaching the art of finishing.

A bit like Patches O’Houlihan.

 

[Nymzee]

I’ve found myself wondering over the past few days whether a drunk Rooney could do a job for us teaching the art of finishing.

A bit like Patches O’Houlihan.

Strangely I think Rooney was too good at football to become a great coach. I just don't think he'd understand why players can't do certain things and get frustrated.

 

[badloaf]

Cos you cant smell a goal lad.

What do goals smell of? Surely if he told them what the smell was like, they’d have a better chance of sniffing them?

I imagine they smell like fried spam, only sweeter.