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Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
In fairness, decent squad player for free.
(wasn't sure if he was free so did a quick google and holy crap, Ross Barkley has 33 caps for England!)
MACCA75
Player Valuation: £70m
I’m sure Woaney and Stoney will be on his case about this eh?
Saw him through the second half having long touch line chats with both.
Must have been talking about what was for tea as they can’t possibly have discussed what was visibly happening on the pitch.
kenada_blue
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Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
pair of yes men I'm afraid
hippopotamus
Player Valuation: £1.5m
It's funny how he covers his mouth when talking to both his mini-mes. As if the opposition is interested in his ingenious tactical insights.
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
“Shall we ask them to hoof it a bit lower, it’s a bit windy. Like my ginger arse eh lads. Sniff.”
Tencans
Player Valuation: Free Transfer
Dyche should have started the new signings especially Ndiaye and O’Brien vs Brighton, but he didn’t and we all went into the stadium deflated before a ball was even kicked. We couldn’t score goals last season, so Dyche plays the same team (apart from Tim who’s be great, but he wouldn’t of played him if Garner was available)
His lack of bottle is what gets me angry the most. We all know Doucoure, Keane, Young and Holgate are terrible players who should be back ups at best, but he’s playing them and it’s backfiring massively.
His lack of bottle is what gets me angry the most. We all know Doucoure, Keane, Young and Holgate are terrible players who should be back ups at best, but he’s playing them and it’s backfiring massively.
Bluelladevil
Player Valuation: £750k
Watched second half again and 10 mins to go when we were winning 2-0 all you can here is Dyche shouting like a fog horn. His ego was determined to own the success, screaming to the world "Look at me! Look at me! We're winning 2-0 and it's all down to me !" Then it all started turning to s**t. Not a peep out of the coward. And of course after the game he explains that it was all the fault of the players apparently. No taking ownership of that disaster in Dyche's world.
all I know If I was Patterson i would be laying low in case he wants to vent through a good slap
Runub
Player Valuation: £60m
Always a bit of a risk to sack the manager as the new one could be worse. Five wins since December suggest it would be difficult to find anyone worse but then again Everton have form for scrapping the very bottom of the barrel in recent history, Dyche replaces the hapless Lampard who replaced the FSW. Shocking
twoblue
Player Valuation: £35m
Yeah I take you point about the 00. But we are in a worse state now.
Andyvale30
Player Valuation: £500k
he has to be gone once the new owner is in the door. I'd also be getting rid of Kevin Thelwell as director of football complete clean slate
njligernj
Player Valuation: £15m
Let's try to keep the goal posts in one place. We started off talking about how the 80s were better because of investment. So I said let's compare the investment of the 00s with now.
I'm genuinely unsure how "we are in a worse state now" applies to the content of this discussion. I agree. We are. I just don't know how it applies.