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Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
I for one, welcome your new gingery, gravel voiced overlord.
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
Yeah so is duck off the pond in Stanley Park.
He's a bad manager who at best will give us 6 months of further stagnation and at worst will have us done and buried when he's through.
Very basic principle of looking good my man. If this is you, stop it
I hope he boots Doucoure everywhere
Stevie Nicks Bootleg
Player Valuation: £8m
You'll like him a lot more come the end of May then.
tennessee toffee
Player Valuation: £150k
Hopefully we can get a couple of signings this window, unbelievably necessary as we all know. Also hoping that during the summer window he’s given an actual budget to use. Looking at numbers he had at burnley and how little he had to spend as he kept them up for all those years surely Everton can spend more eventually. Might be a fantastic appointment if so
Ya know he's from Kettering not Chorley.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
I’m hoping he can get a lot more out of the players. Iwobi, Gray, Calvert Lewin. McNeill Maupay. It’s not as though all of these players haven’t performed before in the premier league to a decent level at times. I’m hoping Dyche can get more out of them.
The club definitely held back announcing this to distract you all from transfers.
They are playing chess, while we're playing draughts.
They are playing chess, while we're playing draughts.
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
I just don't get the thinking that Lampard's issues had anything to do with effort, desire or anything like that. Can we hire a manager who comes in and talks about how they're going to get the team to play football better? Just one time.
I like the little smirk when he suggested that players he's worked with before might have spread the word about what he's going to expect, I like to think that means some of these cowards are in for a rude awakening.
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