2022/23 Sean Dyche

[allen]

I saw a thing about him once that he always paces out the length of a pitch before every away game. He knew the difference between the training pitch and Goodison immediately. Thats attention to detail.

He could just use documented numbers. That’s better than a load of strides in his jeans.

 

[allen]

From what i can hear its different size to Goodison pitch, and he believes they should be the same size...

That is perfectly reasonable.

 

[Evo82]

An appointment that screams hope for the best but plan for the worst. I hope Sean keeps us up, but I’m already resigned to the prospect that we’re down. My hope is that the new regime can at least get this squad showing some fight, and maybe some professional pride, something they’ve obviously lacked for too long. Happy to take the wage, but accept no responsibility.

 

[DuuuncanHadaPigeon]

That is perfectly reasonable.

It is perfectly reasonable, it was just funny how he was being shown around then just started marching up the pitch.

 

[lesbattersby]

Anybody else getting this vibe about the questionnaire

 

[Jebus_lives]

Yeah also surprised he's not wearing jorts.

They are but his bulbous sausage legs turn anything but the baggiest of flares into jeggings.

I think I've found the perfect compromise

 

[allen]

It is perfectly reasonable, it was just funny how he was being shown around then just started marching up the pitch.

The precision he imagines having in his stride. Every bit as good as the numbers the groundskeeper will have had written down for years. Just brilliant.

 

[ShrinkwrappedTurkey]

Had him down as 100% bootcut.

They are bootcut, his legs are like donner kebab rounds

 

[DualityNSNO]

I think I've found the perfect compromise
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How do we get this message (and the shorts) across to him?

It's of VITAL IMPORTANCE.

 

[Connor]

Sean Dyche looks to recreate Everton’s 1980s spirit in battle against relegation

Sean Dyche wants to ignite the fire that still burns at Everton by creating a team that embodies the values of Howard Kendall’s great sides of the 1980s

www.theguardian.com

 

[Shibbywiggles]

He's got a voice like the Enfield Poltergeist. I hope he scares the S H I T out of these players.

Cracking reference that and spot on

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Just watched his full press conference then for the first time.

A fair few clichés which is understandable and a lot of asking for the fans to give him and the team a chance.

He'll get it, they'll get it and they've got to give it back.

The players need to understand that the board have chucked all Evertonians under a bus, so if they think they're hurting, well they need to x100 on how we are feeling. Our name has been dragged through the [Poor language removed] these last few weeks, irreparably when it comes to the relationship with the owner and board.

So we'll get behind the manager and team, but ffs lads (as in Everton team) , how about getting behind the fans for a change and showing that you care and give it absolutely everything you've got.

Win, lose or draw, you can walk off with your head held high then.

Well said Macca.

On Deadline night Sky presenters actually laughed at us for no signings.

Next morning Sky Presenters again laughed at us. Literally laughed at us.

If being laughed at can’t motivate a team to get the F in then we are busted. Shove it right up their holes.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Well said Macca.

On Deadline night Sky presenters actually laughed at us for no signings.

Next morning Sky Presenters again laughed at us. Literally laughed at us.

If being laughed at can’t motivate a team to get the F in then we are busted. Shove it right up their holes.

I noticed that too mate, a few times it happened, it just showed how our club is viewed at the moment, nothing but a circus.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I noticed that too mate, a few times it happened, it just showed how our club is viewed at the moment, nothing but a circus.

Kopite TV.

 

[arch stanton]

From what i can hear its different size to Goodison pitch, and he believes they should be the same size...

I thought that they made one of the pitches at FF identical to Goodison, including the crown in the centre. Dunno if its true or BS