The equalising goal was weird yesterday though wasn’t it.
There’s Everton pushing forward in the 94th minute which is odd because all we do is have 11 players camped in our penalty area and give up whenever we’re a goal down.
We then take a short throw in which is bizarre because all we do is live for set piece opportunities to launch balls into boxes
It then gets worked on the deck between Mangala and Idrissa Gueye which is weird because Mangala is a new signing and Dyche wouldn’t be playing them this season
Rather than getting hoofed into the box it is worked out wide to Mykolenko who for some reason has disobeyed Dyche and crossed the halfway line which of course never actually happened because Everton full backs don’t cross the half way line
Then instead of just lobbing it in from deep which we apparently do all the time he finds Ndiaye who I was shocked to see because he also shouldn’t be playing this season because he’s not a Dyche player, Dyche hates him, he doesn’t play new signings, he’s had all attacking flair coached out of him, and he will never play ahead of Harrison Docuoure or McNeill in the team.
Then Ndiaye who has all attacking flair coached out of him somehow finds a cross and there at the back post is the other fullback in the penalty area who has also disobeyed Dyche’s instructions to somehow cross the half way line.
He pulls it back to Beto who Dyche never plays who puts it in.
BTW the top assisting fullback in the PL is now Ashley Young who has played less than 7 games.
Its almost as though some of the stuff written on here is complete and utter rubbish not supported by anything actually happening in reality.
Dyche doesn’t play young players
Dyche won’t play new signings
We just hoof it aimlessly hoping for a flick on
All 10 players are just camped in our box booting it away
The game is over once we go a goal down
Dyche doesn’t let his fullbacks over the halfway line
Keep them coming, complete and utter laughable delusional total wham.
