2024/25 Sean Dyche

[matty1878]

Thinking of Bullard git me thinking of that funny story about Ray Parkour for England under Hoddle.

Hoddle brought in that faith healer weirdo Eileen Drury (think that was the name) and she was doing all these energy psychic reading on players, grabbing their head, when she did it with Parlour he said "short back and sides thanks love"... Hoodie never called him up again after it.

weirdo

 

[JelavicBrate2]

The idea of another manager change and the circus that goes with it, is not a valid reason to keep someone in charge that isn't getting results. We've had this before, too many times. Dyche "earned" the right to stay after the way we finished last season despite some terrible football, poor start, no wins, bottom (sound familiar), 3 wins at home by April and no wins from mid December to early April. Quite astonishing really. But hey ho. He carries on there's no one there to sack him anyway.

He also earned a lot of respect last season and after Lampard, the way he handled the off the field crap, and of course kept us up 2 years running. Fast losing it certainly for me, with the rubbish he's been coming out with.

The poor results the poor start can be overcome if obviously he starts picking up points. Though his management particularly last week leaves a lot to be desired. Very troubling.

This is a major issue at Everton, Dyche is being compared to useless managers like Lampard. He is still a useless manager who simply got lucky, how many results did he get other than his 1st game v Arsenal, were surprise results? Completely ignores all his awful defeats, playing against Arsenal at home not having a single chance in 90 minutes. We were lucky getting momentum from Forest win, his best mate Young nearly gave away 3 penalties.

 

[blulouie]

GET OUT.

 

[GrandOldSte117]

This is a major issue at Everton, Dyche is being compared to useless managers like Lampard. He is still a useless manager who simply got lucky, how many results did he get other than his 1st game v Arsenal, were surprise results? Completely ignores all his awful defeats, playing against Arsenal at home not having a single chance in 90 minutes. We were lucky getting momentum from Forest win, his best mate Young nearly gave away 3 penalties.

I would say Villa away in the cup, Brighton away, West Ham away, Brentford away, and Liverpool at home were all not expected.

 

[Davideeyore]

Imagine how different the tune would be if we didnt have the most epic collapse in premier league history last match. We would be in 14th with some very winnable games coming up, people would be talking about how that was an optimistic performance.

I agree.

Of course we didn't win we lost. The manner of which I put on Dyche. The Bournemouth manager made positive subs. The 5 was half a team, and that freshens them up. He might have been trying to snatch a point. Dyche on the other hand, didn't react to that. He also then took off our best outlets and didn't recognise tiring players elsewhere. A better manager would have reacted to this, and reacted to Bournemouth's changes. Try to shut up shop.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Kenwright nearly did if it weren't for Walter Smith!

Correct

 

[Blue_Eagle]

It's genuinely going to be a great day when it's confirmed he's leaving the club.

We need a forward thinking manager that's aligned with how to play football in 2024/2025.

Our team is capable of mid-table and more enjoyable football than they're currently displaying.

Dyche out!

 

[roy vernon]

We certainly need a manager who knows which subs to make and when to make them, it is going to be such a big part of the game from here on in. 5 subs and games regularly lasting for up to 100 minutes, more on occasion. With Dyche's unwillingness to make early subs and inability to identify who needs to come off and who they should be replaced by, it really doesn't bode well for us.

 

[HappyJack]

For the Duche and the two Stooges not to recognise that some players were tired, and then substituting our outlets, is neglect. He should be gone by now..

 

[Robbedagain]

The squad just aren't good enough and that's the top and bottom of it. An entire rebuild is needed based around a manager with a clear vision. If Brighton can manage to do it despite the turnover of managers and players why can't we?

 

[Tel001]

Then why is his win rate in September, October and November so much better?

I have no idea mate … I’m not a prem manager … but that is the question isn’t it?

Almost like playing 6th division Irish teams doesn’t really sharpen the players to the required level when we are doing pre season

 

[GoldenToffee]

The Villa game is clearly an Expected Defeat™ (Onana will probably score at least twice) and then the Leicester game will be deemed a great result if we can simply "stop the rot" by picking up a point. 1 point from 15 to start the season = already adrift in 20th place. I'll be amazed if we pick up more than 1 point over the next two games.

 

[Tommy Chong]

I know April Fools was months ago, but if anybody needs a good laugh, or if you want to read a bunch of BS and lie to yourself by pretending it's true to get through another rubbish week, knock yourself out lads:

Spoiler: Pure BS.

"BREAKING NEWS: Everton to Fired Manager Sean Dyche This Week

"BREAKING NEWS: Everton to Fired Manager Sean Dyche This Week Replacing Him With Former Man United Coach...Read more"

davesportscomplex.com

If only...

 

[Marius57]

The Villa game is clearly an Expected Defeat™ (Onana will probably score at least twice) and then the Leicester game will be deemed a great result if we can simply "stop the rot" by picking up a point. 1 point from 15 to start the season = already adrift in 20th place. I'll be amazed if we pick up more than 1 point over the next two games.

It’s inevitable after Onanas comments on Dyche and his style that Dycheball goes on to beat Villa.

 

[Bob Elstone]

I’d love us to beat villa but can’t see it in a million years.

How many more games will they give big Sean before their hand is forced?