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Chico's trying a bit too hard here.
Continental football clique?!Do the survey lid and stop protesting. I've nailed your little continental football clique all over the show here.
Continental football clique?!
What?!
Am I in it?!
Can I be in it?!
Here's a simple guide to assessing if you're a bad Serie A helmet.
You're a bad Serie A helmet if:
You spaff your meffy bills by pretending you play sweeper in five aside. Tit.
You claim that 0-0 can be boss games because of the defensive positioning. Bell.
You accept play acting as part of the modern game. Melt.
You shave your chest and pretend you're Maldini in the mirror. Beaut.
You reckon Pirlo is ace. Ted.
Has there ever been a more overrated player than Zlatan?