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Seriously need help here.

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Deco

Deco

Player Valuation: £40m
Okay, I'm at this gathering thing right. And I pulled. But something extremely scary just happened.

I was kissing this bird in bed (not even got in yet), and this curtain rail just collapsed and smacked both of us but it hit her head and, just my luck, she passed out.

Honestly at first I thought she was dead, proper staring up at me in the darkness! I was like "WTF", but then I ran to turn the light on and she's breathing and moving but her eyes are staring up and she keeps making noises as if she's in pain. She's also got a massive bump on her forehead from the curtain rail.

WHAT DO I DO? Wait and see what happens? Call an ambulence?

Before any funny suggestions e.g. Take advantage, just no.


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Deco
 

Not to alarm you in your drunken state but there was a law passed a number of years ago where you could be prosecuted if she does succumb to her injuries if you've not acted in good faith and sought help mate.

Minimum ten years in the slammer. Get the ambulance phoned sharpish and tell them ALL.
 
chicoazul said:
Not to alarm you in your drunken state but there was a law passed a number of years ago where you could be prosecuted if she does succumb to her injuries if you've not acted in good faith and sought help mate.

Minimum ten years in the slammer. Get the ambulance phoned sharpish and tell them ALL.
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I agree, but the bumming came before the curtain rail fell down.
 
Take a picture of her, put in on facebook captioned 'LOL, my date took a turn for the worse'
 


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