Seriously need help here.

[BlueLlama]

So does this make Deco an Angelwitch multi??

 

[dholliday]

When you've got a minute reply to let us know the girl's alright. that's what everyone's waiting for.

Okay, I'm at this gathering thing right. And I pulled. But something extremely scary just happened.

I was kissing this bird in bed (not even got in yet), and this curtain rail just collapsed and smacked both of us but it hit her head and, just my luck, she passed out.

Honestly at first I thought she was dead, proper staring up at me in the darkness! I was like "WTF", but then I ran to turn the light on and she's breathing and moving but her eyes are staring up and she keeps making noises as if she's in pain. She's also got a massive bump on her forehead from the curtain rail.

WHAT DO I DO? Wait and see what happens? Call an ambulence?

Before any funny suggestions e.g. Take advantage, just no.


Much love
Deco

 

[bignev23]

Get on the blower to Oscar Pistoriuos lawyer lad or ya fu*ked.

 

[Azzurri]

What material were the curtains?

 

[StracsEyebrows]

Well this is exciting.

 

[StracsEyebrows]

What material were the curtains?

Hahahahaha. This genuinely made me laugh.

 

[BlueLlama]

What material were the curtains?

Beef ...

 

[bignev23]

What material were the curtains?

Cast iron by the sounds of it.

 

[Connor]

Finger her then phone an ambulance.

 

[bignev23]

Beef ...

Hahahaha!

 

[StracsEyebrows]

Chico seems to know a lot about dealing with these sort of situations..

 

[chicoazul]

By the way Deco I'm gonna be billing you for this expert out of hours legal advice. PM me your address please. Sack that, I'll just forward it to Belmarsh as that's where you're going to be.

 

[Kurt.]

If serious lid...get her on her side,,,recovery position if you know how... phone for an ambulance now....don't wait,,,, keep checking her,,,, if she stops breathing suck her tits lick her minge and run...... nah seriously follow the first two steps imediately

 

[Bungle]

Make sure the curtains are closed before the ambulance arrives, bit of dignity eh?

 

[BlueLlama]

If serious lid...get her on her side,,,recovery position if you know how... phone for an ambulance now....don't wait,,,, keep checking her,,,, if she stops breathing suck her tits lick her minge and run...... nah seriously follow the first two steps imediately

Deco DO NOT lick her minge ffs - think forensics.

Now as a group we will come up with a way to frame John Aldridge