Seriously need help here.

[TheFinnFan]

Deco is chili-nuts

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

What an elaborate story to disguise rohypnol assisted rape! Genius, I had my way, then I smacked her with the curtain pole and even asked for internet help to deal with this terrible accident. Superb.

 

[Roztitute]

Hahaha amazing.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

How big is the bump? Could it be pushed back in?

Just bothered to read this thread...this one got me.

 

[Connor]

Superb stuff Deco.

*Invisible Pos Rep*

 

[Deco]

How old are you, mate? And how many years have you been regularly online?

I've got this theory that those who grew up online think differently to those of us who grew up before internet online communities became common.

Well, on Wikipedia I'm 35.

I'd have done the same Deco. Well I'd probably have fingered her first.

Probably should've done, but my plan was to play the nice guy and come out on top later (which eventually worked out after 5 hours of pain and a £36 taxi cost.

What an elaborate story to disguise rohypnol assisted rape! Genius, I had my way, then I smacked her with the curtain pole and even asked for internet help to deal with this terrible accident. Superb.

How did you know that was the plan?

Hahaha amazing.

Cheers mate, haven't seen you on here for a while!

Superb stuff Deco.

*Invisible Pos Rep*

Means a lot mate, at the time I wasn't really enjoying the whole situation though hahah.

 

[Deco]

Lads I forgot to say that I actually let you down slightly as the bird wasn't a MILF, easily a 7.5 maybe 8 though.

 

[carlos21]

Lads I forgot to say that I actually let you down slightly as the bird wasn't a MILF, easily a 7.5 maybe 8 though.

afternoon deco how are you today.

 

[Deco]

afternoon deco how are you today.

Quite well mate, tired after long nights yesterday and the day before. Yourself?

 

[carlos21]

Quite well mate, tired after long nights yesterday and the day before. Yourself?

i am fine today mate.

 

[Moomin]

Excellent stuff, I'm glad it worked out well.

What I want to know, did one of your friends say "we need to get rid of the body" if they did, I'd keep on side with him.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

The story is actually true, I couldn't even make it up. Never been so freaked out before haha.
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I just read it back and it seems so unbeliveable it must be true, well in mate, glad it worked out ok in the end

Lads I forgot to say that I actually let you down slightly as the bird wasn't a MILF, easily a 7.5 maybe 8 though.

7 and a half years old?

YEWTREE.

 

[BlueWeasel]

God bless this forum.

 

[Deco]

Excellent stuff, I'm glad it worked out well.

What I want to know, did one of your friends say "we need to get rid of the body" if they did, I'd keep on side with him.

Sorry to say that none of them said that, but one said "if she dies, don't go home, don't talk to anyone, just go to the airport and get to Cuba".

I just read it back and it seems so unbeliveable it must be true, well in mate, glad it worked out ok in the end



7 and a half years old?

YEWTREE.

The joke is that when I first posted it when it happened I was expecting it to be much more exciting, when I wrote the full story I was thinking it might not have been good enough for the GOT faithful.

And yeah, 7 and a half.

 

[Warwick Hunt]

Deco. I would have said you were/are a legend for this malarkey. However, I feel the lack of photographic evidence does you no good whatsoever.
Therefore I am unable to grant you legend status and you will have to settle for being a good egg instead.




Remember, pics or gtfo.

Fundamental rule of GOT.