Thank goodness this post is tongue in cheek.If Arnaut Danjuma signs, should he make a public apology to all Evertonians all over the world?
Let’s not forget in January (a time where many people are already in a vulnerable state) he got a lot of grown men very excited before making people disappointed and angry.
Hundreds (if not thousands) of fantasy formations gone to waste as he selfishly decided he’d rather sit on the Tottenham bench.
I’ll leave this vote with you guys before sending the results to Kevin Thelwell and the recruitment department