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zzr45
#MURDERINGSCUM
I can only imagine that we are just getting a sample of the non stop rolling opinions that the partners* of certain posters have been treated to since Saturday.
*Or sex line operators
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Jacko93
Player Valuation: £35m
Pickford apologised but VVD didn't accept it.
LOL
Official Everton FC Apology
Dearest Virge,
As you are aware, in the white heat of a Merseyside Derby, when one is naturally topping the table, one plays with ones knife clinched firmly in ones teeth.
The first coming together of one and ones direct oponent is an important moment in such games, as you are well aware. Indeed, you gave an important welcome to both James and Dominic in the early minutes of last Saturday´s game. And the ref, rightfully interpreting your good natured bantz, let it roll.
Unfortunately, Jordan slightly misjudged his timing of an attempted block whilst you were in an illegal position and it has since come to out attention that you received a serious injury from this meeting. Jordan is, as we are all aware, not the sharpest tool in the box but he has, unlike yourself, no track record of being involved in any such vicious challenges.
Jordan clearly meant you no harm and furthermore, it is never really advisable going in to such a derby carrying an injury, as Seamus will tell you.
As the good book clearly tells us, he who lives by the sword etc etc etc.
We are very sorry for the time you will miss on the playing fields and your bantz and we wish you the speediest of recoveries.
EFC.
PS - Watching Funes Mori trying to defend has not left any of us in a good mental space
Dearest Virge,
As you are aware, in the white heat of a Merseyside Derby, when one is naturally topping the table, one plays with ones knife clinched firmly in ones teeth.
The first coming together of one and ones direct oponent is an important moment in such games, as you are well aware. Indeed, you gave an important welcome to both James and Dominic in the early minutes of last Saturday´s game. And the ref, rightfully interpreting your good natured bantz, let it roll.
Unfortunately, Jordan slightly misjudged his timing of an attempted block whilst you were in an illegal position and it has since come to out attention that you received a serious injury from this meeting. Jordan is, as we are all aware, not the sharpest tool in the box but he has, unlike yourself, no track record of being involved in any such vicious challenges.
Jordan clearly meant you no harm and furthermore, it is never really advisable going in to such a derby carrying an injury, as Seamus will tell you.
As the good book clearly tells us, he who lives by the sword etc etc etc.
We are very sorry for the time you will miss on the playing fields and your bantz and we wish you the speediest of recoveries.
EFC.
PS - Watching Funes Mori trying to defend has not left any of us in a good mental space
AsiaAsia82
Player Valuation: £35m
I see today’s bbc article about VVDgate is from Wilnaldum.
I wonder who’s tomorrow will be from?
How many players can they go through making articles on this?
At least everyone will be bored of it by Christmas
I wonder who’s tomorrow will be from?
How many players can they go through making articles on this?
At least everyone will be bored of it by Christmas
Stephen Gibson
Player Valuation: £15m
No did we get an apology for this -
Don't like us being top of the league do they. lol
This was a great thread and an even better social experiment!
I thought there were a few people disagreeing with my top 4 race thread and then making the same points I made in my post which was weird but now I see why
I thought there were a few people disagreeing with my top 4 race thread and then making the same points I made in my post which was weird but now I see why
Not good enough.
Any apology now would be too little too late, we need to go much further.
Everton Football Club should apologise for having the effrontery to continue in business after 1892 when the Cities second team came into existence. The right thing to do surely would have been to dissolve our club and throw the weight of our support behind their quest for inevitable werld domination. We have held them back for long enough. How dare we choose to compete against them in the sport that they all but invented. If we do not cease to exist as a club, we should, at the very least propose a change to the rules which would allow for their players to go unchallenged whenever they are in an attacking phase.
It's only fair lads and you know it makes sense.
Any apology now would be too little too late, we need to go much further.
Everton Football Club should apologise for having the effrontery to continue in business after 1892 when the Cities second team came into existence. The right thing to do surely would have been to dissolve our club and throw the weight of our support behind their quest for inevitable werld domination. We have held them back for long enough. How dare we choose to compete against them in the sport that they all but invented. If we do not cease to exist as a club, we should, at the very least propose a change to the rules which would allow for their players to go unchallenged whenever they are in an attacking phase.
It's only fair lads and you know it makes sense.
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