Should we give a flying Duk?

[blue to the bone]

Feed the duck and he will score

 

[trueblue84]

Stevie g la has warned him about pancake.

 

[jazzy]

Apparently he's going for chicken feed but we can't even afford that.

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Peking into this thread for a look

 

[MikeH72]

Think he would be an eggcellent buy.

 

[kev]

Eider thought he'd come in handy if we're down.

 

[coleman=quality]

Maybe get DuckDuckGo to be our new sponsors and get him and Duckoure to do the promo stuff?

No think toilet duck would be better maybe get rid of all the at the club.

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

I'd prefer a DUKW myself. Better in the wet weather.

 

[GoldenToffee]

He'd certainly take to the Premier League like a Duk to Water by the sounds of things.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

It's dook ffs

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

No chance, our finances are goosed and I've also heard our scouts didn't like him when they took a gander. Dyche apparently thinks it would be a feather in our cap and we should beak off all the competition.

 

[Bedfordblue]

It's dook ffs

You try telling Fabrizio that

 

[GoldenToffee]

You try telling Fabrizio that

If 50% of him was valued at £0, why didn't they just take the full 100%? lol

 

[nevsonlymate]

Maybe get DuckDuckGo to be our new sponsors and get him and Duckoure to do the promo stuff?

More like Toilet Duck the crap we have been playing

 

[cronullasharks]

Don't need players who will be shitting all over the grass and laying eggs everywhere