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Connor mcloud
Player Valuation: £10m
My 13 year old grandson keeps asking me for my unused aftershaves (presents).
Doesn't shave obviously, I can only think it's his raging hormones
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
That's what most beauty potions / moisturisers are - a form of mayonnaise; water ... sorry ... aqua, an oil and an emulsifier (egg yolk/detergent) - dead simple and enormously overpriced. Make wrinkles vanish by adding a mild irritant to make the skin swell a little. its all just dead cheap chemistry in expensive branded bottles to make people think they're worth it (worth being ripped off). Cheap replacement- rub face in nettles,* dip head in mayonnaise. Thank me later.
Shampoo / detergent = strip oil from hair; conditioner = mayonnaise to add oil back because youve stripped all the oil. Meanwhile, detergent irritates scalp so making it produce more oil and more need for shampoo. Rinse and repeat - the perfect recipe to farm customers.
*dusclaimer - because this us the internet of people ... don't! (or if you do it's against my advice but please show pictures.)
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Second glance, there's a bit of Clark Kent / Superman going on here. And was this just to whet our appetite? What's in the three plazzy baskets on the shelf above?
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Would it be easier to reduce down what is not a con in modern life? lol
LEONARD
Player Valuation: £60m
That's my wife's stuff, God knows what's hiding there?
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
You know, use that x-ray vision.
I would, but it's a proper tory line up.
La Mer, Clinique, LaPrarie, all kinds of nonsense that costs as much a 3 year old VW for 50ml Fortunately, the good lady gets it all for nowt through working with several luxury brands.
If I'd have started using these in my 20s, maybe my dashingly handsome looks could have been maintained. Sadly I already looked like a dehydrated lizard when she started educating in the world beyond imperial leather.
She has a lunch next week with Middle East Head of Jo Malone and Tom Bloody Hardy. Yeah, the actual one.
She'll come back from that and realise what a wretched creature I am and no imposed skin regime will bring me up to scratch.
It's a good job I can cook.lol
Didn’t even realise ½ that kit was in their range of products!
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
Hang on, are you catfishing here
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Bacon.
Where’s Yobocopter when we need him with his Bolivian ‘talc’?
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £80m
Savers
Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
Stolen €5m Francis Bacon painting recovered by police in Spain
The work is one of five portraits of a banker stolen from his Madrid home in 2015.
www.bbc.co.uk
They had you sussed!
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