Show us your fridge



Listen. It’s over 30 degrees here. I want my beer to stay cold.
You wouldn’t understand the sophisticated continental way of life. Keep drinking your buckets of lukewarm tennants you filthy caveman.
Don’t ever disregard the subtle taste of a warm tennants.

I hope you enjoy your 30 degree weather and your panda pop sized lager. Fanny x
 

We need to schedule a midweek team meeting. A few of the everton lads must have been very disappointed at the lack of pre game fridge action, which has resulted in that performance today.

I can just imagine Dyche staring at his phone at 10 to 3 saying ‘be any minute now lads’
Poor Beto would have buried those headers if he’d had a chance to look at a half eaten jar of branston pickle earlier in the day.
 

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