So you make a sandwich at home and go eat it outside of a pub, is the drink a glass of orange juice or something you've taken there as well? Are you walking in through the pub and eating your packed lunch out the back or just standing on the footpath out the front and enjoying this spread?
Genuinely intrigued at this revelation and just be careful of the wasp too mate, can give a nasty sting.
If you want to go posh, a cheese board, a selection of pickles and crackers and a decent bottle of port. Maybe throw in a spliff in for desert.
Eaten very slowly, whilst getting nicely pissed.
It really doesn‘t get much better.