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Silly Season January 2014

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Bungle said:
I have to be honest, I'm not keen on him. I have no opinion on his footballing ability, I don't think I've ever seen more than about 10 seconds of him playing, but I have a hatred of him already. He looks like a smug knobhead, case closed.
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He's actually a pretty decent player. He's probably not worth 8m yet buy anything below that would be pretty good business if he can make the step up. But I can't want him to sign. I'm plagued by visions of him in his tartan suit about to bareback my mother.
 
bluemangroup said:
He's actually a pretty decent player. He's probably not worth 8m yet buy anything below that would be pretty good business if he can make the step up. But I can't want him to sign. I'm plagued by visions of him in his tartan suit about to bareback my mother.
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What if, we signed him, 3m maybe. He comes on.. scores two past the RS and then scores the winning goal at wembley to send us into europe... would that be enough!?
 
bluemangroup said:
He's actually a pretty decent player. He's probably not worth 8m yet buy anything below that would be pretty good business if he can make the step up. But I can't want him to sign. I'm plagued by visions of him in his tartan suit about to bareback my mother.
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We've all been there....
 

AaronTheBlue said:
What if, we signed him, 3m maybe. He comes on.. scores two past the RS and then scores the winning goal at wembley to send us into europe... would that be enough!?
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I'd have to reevaluate if and when this highly unlikely scenario came about. He'll never truly win me over untill he is chemically castrated.
 
what if he is told he can never wear tartan suits and he has to disown his father? i may accept him then..

thoughts bungroupmin?
 
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To be honest that guy said he's talking to swansea today.. and us tomorrow so seems spot on. Hopefully if swansea make a bid we match it. Think he'd be a great signing for us.
 

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