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Rocket is fkin grossInventing a new salad thing.
Rocket, garlic mushrooms with green pepper and green beans all sweated down.
With a Mousakka. (aint ever gonna spell that right ffs.)
Cocking lovely.
BlissGoing to the pub by yourself, a decent pint and reading the paper, then home for a tug
A friend of mine used to be plagued by his father-in-law staying at his house, drinking his whisky while he was at work and filling it with water. Then he died suddenly and now he wants him back.We have an understanding, that there's a two day maximum on either of the feckless wasters staying.
After that I stay elsewhere
* this normally gives them enough time to empty the house of wine and ale
Van morrisonA long hot bath.
Hot buttered toast.
Hanging out on a porch or deck on a late-on summer afternoon, preferably with a dog or two lying nearby.
ToryThe Sunday times.