Sit or Stand

[Goat]

Thanks people, you have restored my faith in Alpha males.

 

[Nymzee]

Sit down wee when I’m too hungover to stand.

 

[Prevenger17]

Further to this question, what's everyone's method in the morning when waking up with a roaring horn (you oldies obviously need not answer)?

Turn the shower on and let it fly high otherwise the wall and floor is copping the lot.

The golden arch for me. Sometimes it hits its target, sometimes it doesn't

 

[verreauxi]

??? at roaring horn.

Indeed that made me LOL.

 

[Yarrgh]

Further to this question, what's everyone's method in the morning when waking up with a roaring horn (you oldies obviously need not answer)?

Turn the shower on and let it fly high otherwise the wall and floor is copping the lot.

I just grab a few rings, go downstairs and ask who fancies a game of quoits.

 

[carlos21]

Emir is female

Good afternoon.

 

[malfosse]

I once went into a cubicle in work and, how can I say this nicely, there was "evidence" that the previous user had sat down facing the cistern. lol

 

[Tigger]

??? at roaring horn.

I just go out the back and see how far I can get it.

Hope you have a private garden haha

 

[Oddball]

Treat myself to a sit down wee every now and again. With age, peeing takes longer, therefore a clean and comfortable toilet seat can seem quite inviting at times. Plus it's an effective way to keep all of the post-pee shakeoff droplets within the toilet bowl.

Jeez! How old are you?

 

[PhilM]

As others have said, a sit on piss when you're either hungover or it's pitch black is the way forward.

 

[cronullasharks]

As others have said, a sit on piss when you're either hungover or it's pitch black is the way forward.

I know times are tough but you can turn the light on

 

[PhilM]

I know times are tough but you can turn the light on

Mate, you turn the lights on in our en-suite (light switch is in the bedroom) nd it's like there's a couple of floodlights illuminating the room.

Not worth the wrath of the wife.

 

[tommye]

Mate, you turn the lights on in our en-suite (light switch is in the bedroom) nd it's like there's a couple of floodlights illuminating the room.

Not worth the wrath of the wife.

Stagger across the room, fumbling blindly for guidance.
Reach pisser, sit, piss, shake, stumble blindly back to bed without once having to open your eyes to be blinded.

And so it shall be written...

 

[PhilM]

Stagger across the room, fumbling blindly for guidance.
Reach pisser, sit, piss, shake, stumble blindly back to bed without once having to open your eyes to be blinded.

And so it shall be written...

Indeed. Only occasionally do you volley the cat, who is trying his best stealth impression, or end up stubbing your toe on the bed and shouting obscenities.

 

[tommye]

Indeed. Only occasionally do you volley the cat, who is trying his best stealth impression, or end up stubbing your toe on the bed and  shouting*obscenities.

*Mumbling quietly so as not to disturb the sleeping fire breathing dragon