JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
As if Alan ball would be pushing a Hoover. Be a pic of Alan ball on the couch in his undercrackers, smoking 8 woodbines at once with his Mrs in the background struggling to push what looks like a nuclear powered hoover whilst making a full English.Even worse than that, he’ll wheel out his black and white photos of Alan Ball, pushing a hoover around his front room, in nothing but his stringees.
Caption would read ‘The human fireball gets a well earned rest between games’