Snotty Scalp watch

[Kurt.]

The Scotchiest of eggs I ever did see

 

[Yarrgh]

He'll be in his vest and pants drinking half a pint of whisky muttering about revenge and hiw he is light years ahead of the parochial game in the Premier League.

I pity the take away driver rocking up with his sweet and sour tripe half and half in ten minutes time.

 

[maccavennie]

Snotty Scalp Watch

 

[NathDogg]

The spin about the clown is unreal, bbc 5live said earlier his stock has risen whilst with Everton.

They will talk him back into a job in no time, hopefully with one of our relegation rivals.

I’m not arguing that he did well with the points deductions etc, so I can get it from that perspective, in a way, but you can tell they haven’t watched his team play footy, as the football he chooses to play is dogmuck. Although I’m not dancing in the streets, give me moyes any day.

I wouldn’t wish Dyche on my worst enemies footy team (except maybe his beloved RS).

 

[JimmyJeffers]

He'll be in his vest and pants drinking half a pint of whisky muttering about revenge and hiw he is light years ahead of the parochial game in the Premier League.

I pity the take away driver rocking up with his sweet and sour tripe half and half in ten minutes time.

Handful of worms squashed between 2 massive slices of mighty white bread cos he got hungry waiting for the driver.

Answers the door with an angry face and a worm hanging from the side of his mouth.

 

[Jimishorts]

Handful of worms squashed between 2 massive slices of mighty white bread cos he got hungry waiting for the driver.

Answers the door with an angry face and a worm hanging from the side of his mouth.

Dirty bugger.

 

[YoboCopter]

Anyone know his pay out?

 

[Yarrgh]

Handful of worms squashed between 2 massive slices of mighty white bread cos he got hungry waiting for the driver.

Answers the door with an angry face and a worm hanging from the side of his mouth.

Ahhh poor Sean must be upset if he is eating a "Woan Surprise".

What's the surprise Woany? Ran out of mayo gaffer.

 

[The Binman]

Will he ever get another prem job?

No.

 

[klingklang]

 

[Clarky cat]

Absolute pushover of a club, no other employer would accept someone being grossly incompetent and blaming it on them being a difficult business to work for. Hope he follows through with his thinly veiled threats and talks about things going on behind the scenes, and that in response some of our players come out and tell us what he was like to play for.

My thoughts on Dyche after one of his “ladz curry nights”

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Yeh I'm really not going to miss him sniffing his fingers straight after poking them in whatever orifice was available.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Hell get another job. Not sure he'll dive back in this season. Think he'll kick back in Northampton and bother the local boozers and curry houses.

Then he'll get a hankering for the footy and a chance to bother the local housewives far from home.

Come next autumn/winter Dyche's desires and the desperation of a premier league club will collide.

 

[Yarrgh]

Yeh I'm really not going to miss him sniffing his fingers straight after poking them in whatever orifice was available.

That's your own daft fault for bending over whe he was behind you to be fair.

 

[Everton1654]

Anyone know his pay out?

Will be 6 months pay so about £2.5m