So then, what did you get?

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

columbian bird eh, so is she lezzin' it with a shakira lookalike ?
i have an image here of kournikova and shakira, am i close ?

 

[Nebbiolo]

columbian bird eh, so is she lezzin' it with a shakira lookalike ?
i have an image here of kournikova and shakira, am i close ?

The Columbian bird is lovely, mate. But lovely in a "I'm very nice" kinda way. Her name is Maria, and I have to admit she has a great figure. End of.

But the St. Lucian bird should be model, standing at about 6 ft, slim long legs, delicate face, beautiful light brown skin. She's a class act, a really gorgeous, intelligent lady. Last couple of days there we developed a relationship based on how fecking stiff the Danes are.

I'm married to a Dane, and she's married to a Dane. So we can say that sort of thing without being prejudiced in anyway.

There are also a couple of Thai girls and a Burmese girl that are pretty gorgeous as well.

 

[Gazdalf]

The Columbian bird is lovely, mate. But lovely in a "I'm very nice" kinda way. Her name is Maria, and I have to admit she has a great figure. End of.

But the St. Lucian bird should be model, standing at about 6 ft, slim long legs, delicate face, beautiful light brown skin. She's a class act, a really gorgeous, intelligent lady. Last couple of days there we developed a relationship based on how fecking stiff the Danes are.

I'm married to a Dane, and she's married to a Dane. So we can say that sort of thing without being prejudiced in anyway.

There are also a couple of Thai girls and a Burmese girl that are pretty gorgeous as well.

Don't you just love staying in Brothels instead of Hotels.

(Am I on the right track here?)

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i know ffs, we want nebs local team next year in the uefa, on the day of his course.....feck the pubs we'll go and learn danish.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

columbian bird eh, so is she lezzin' it with a shakira lookalike ?
i have an image here of kournikova and shakira, am i close ?

I'm getting visions of beefy shotputters and mustachioed drug dealers

 

[Goat]

I got close to the best sex ever for my Birthday, so i can die a happy man.

Apart from that and i feel a bit wrong adding this after the 1st part, but here goes, the kids had a great time. Which makes the huge hole in the bank account all worthwhile.

 

[Slight_Return]

I got the pleasure and satisfaction of spending christmas with my family, a gift all too easily overlooked.

I enjoyed providing them and a few others with some nice gifts.

Let us rejoice in what we have, not the over commercialised endorsements of our love the money machine tells us we should be aspiring too.

 

[TX Bill]

I got the pleasure and satisfaction of spending christmas with my family, a gift all too easily overlooked.

I enjoyed providing them and a few others with some nice gifts.

Let us rejoice in what we have, not the over commercialised endorsements of our love the money machine tells us we should be aspiring too.

As did I.

A very good observation there Slight.

 

[Whitebootman]

A nice dinner, a few drinks and I had four days with my wife. That'll do for me.