Something you believe you’re unbeatable at and why

[verreauxi]

I know a lad who refuses to go down on his bird. When we meet them as a couple I think about how lucky my bird is compared to his, with me being an absolute expert at it.

 

[john jako]

Oh I did, I was hoping you were lying

Was big fan of @Prevenger17 but had to delete all my previous DMs from him now. Don’t need operation yewtree on me

 

[cronullasharks]

Was big fan of @Prevenger17 but had to delete all my previous DMs from him now. Don’t need operation yewtree on me

Too late jako

 

[john jako]

Too late jako

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Will sleep in my shed for safety this weekend

 

[cronullasharks]

Will sleep in my shed for safety this weekend

More horrors in that shed than a prison I'd reckon

 

[Rita_Poon]

Good to see you are basically all as useless as myself. What an utter bunch of wet wipes we all are.

 

[Rita_Poon]

More horrors in that shed than a prison I'd reckon

feng shui the leftovers?

 

[wainy]

Glad to hear it, imagine most young men know nothing about it now its straight to a shag

I’m a master of my art, you better believe it.

 

[chrismpw]

More horrors in that shed than a prison I'd reckon

You mean 'beneath' that shed, surely.

 

[malfosse]

Fingering

I'm evidently better.
Soz.

 

[Rita_Poon]

You mean 'beneath' that shed, surely.

Gotta eat something...

 

[malfosse]

I am world champion at a game called COAWS and have been for 20 years. That is world champion in the way those in the US claim world champion if nobody else plays the sport.

It is a game I invented with a mate when we were camping/ hiking in Wales one summer. We wanted to play cricket, but didn't have a bat or wickets, so made this game where you throw the ball at one another, underarm) so that it bounces and one's opponent has to catch it, one handedly, then throw it back with whatever hand caught it, from wherever one caught it. You fail to catch then your opponent gets a point. The skill is in the spin - hence the name COAWS (pronounced Co-as) which stands for Confound One's Adversary With Spin).

I'd beat anyone (several people have been taught the game by me, a world champion, and he been beaten. This is because 1. I am world champion and 2. I explain the laws as I go along. There are many nuances.

Did I mention that I'm world champion?

Oh you play spinny catch as well.

 

[chrismpw]

Oh you play spinny catch as well.

Well yes that's the children's version, allowing them to have a catching mit like the yanks have to have in baseball to ameliorate coordination challenges.

Like I said ... there are nuances to the laws of coaws that other, more naive players don't appreciate.

Basically victory comes to whoever argues more vociferously.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Well yes that's the children's version, allowing them to have a catching mit like the yanks have to have in baseball to ameliorate coordination challenges.

Like I said ... there are nuances to the laws of coaws that other, more naive players don't appreciate.

Basically victory comes to whoever argues more vociferously.

You've hit the vodka redbull early here like...

 

[Tommy Chong]

Being extremely unmotivated...

No one can beat me when it comes to slacking and procrastinating!

Every time I feel the need to get productive, I just remember this quote:


Stress will kill you.. Chillax, take the Buddhist's approach. Stay in the present moment, and believe that everything is as it should be.

I’m not a nonce

Oh, and use the dude from The Big Lebowski' as a role model...

'The dude abides.'
Word's to live by.