Something you've done that not many people have done

[The Cowboy]

My band once borrowed Kagagoogoos PA System. beat that bitches.

I was going to ask them if I could borrow their PA as well, but I was too shy.

 

[Pat's Van]

I was going to ask them if I could borrow their PA as well, but I was too shy.

fkn yerrrrs, this is the kind of thing we need to see more of on here, take note GOT'ers

 

[PITA]

Was messing about in quigins years back and literally bumped into Jennifer Elison, i fell forwards and basically headbutted her tits, i apologised like and she laughed and wasn't too bothered, her minder give me the look though so i quickly got off.
I also hold the goalscoring record for the Craven Minor league, the chairman used to manage the club i played for and told me last year that according the league statistics i'm still top of charts nearly 10 years after i stopped playing, 42 in 19 games for those interested!

At the time was she the fit or the fat Jennifer Ellison?

 

[sageyefc]

Was messing about in quigins years back and literally bumped into Jennifer Elison, i fell forwards and basically headbutted her tits, i apologised like and she laughed and wasn't too bothered, her minder give me the look though so i quickly got off.
I also hold the goalscoring record for the Craven Minor league, the chairman used to manage the club i played for and told me last year that according the league statistics i'm still top of charts nearly 10 years after i stopped playing, 42 in 19 games for those interested!

Lived a few doors down from her when i was young, bit of a snotty bish.

 

[Bluechew]

Mad Murphy's ?

Might have been took them 45 minutes to pull 6 pints of awful beer, we then proceeded to get told to sit down by the local large hatted police when the Irish U-17 played their Lichtenstein equivalent with a grand total 17 supporters in the stadium

 

[Spocks-a-Blue]

In 2011 I was on holiday in Italy with my extended family. While in Venice on the second day of our three week trip, my wallet which was loaded with Euro coins and a very large chunk of our vacation budget fell into one of the side canals out in front of our hotel. Long story short, over the vehement protests of the proprietor, I ended up with my shoes off and hanging from the gunwales of work men's parked boats up to my neck in said canal tip toeing through hundreds it years of Venetian oomzca until I'd found my wallet with my toes. As I was getting out, I overheard my very earnest Texas niece ask my sister-in-law if "Uncle Micah would still be allowed into heaven because he said a lot of bad words."

 

[TX Bill]

I had Phil Knight in my car once.

The trunk?

 

[Username]

At the time was she the fit or the fat Jennifer Ellison?

http://www.celebs101.com/wallpapers/Jennifer_Ellison/190777/Jennifer_Ellison__4.jpg

That one mate

 

[PITA]

http://www.celebs101.com/wallpapers/Jennifer_Ellison/190777/Jennifer_Ellison__4.jpg

That one mate

Oh my!

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Oh my!

ya seen her now tho??

 

[summerisle]

Been in a strip club in Paris, wasted, with broken glasses leering desperately at the stage trying to discern any flesh coloured shape.

 

[BMFin]

I don't have the words to describe it. It was called "trolling".

A girl we were hanging out with at a festival did that, but she called it "candy flipping". She said it was the best experience she's had. I'm a little too paranoid to try acid by itself, let alone with MDMA.

 

[BMFin]

As a non-service member, I've been on the USS Chicago (nuclear submarine - SSN-721) submerged for a few days. Prior to the accident with the Japanese ship, we even were on board for an emergency breach a couple times. We even got to "drive". Really cool stuff.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

I was in the first ever group of non-MP's to debate in the House of Commons when I represented Sefton for the UK Youth Parliament in 2010.

Unbelievable experience, never seen the chamber so well behaved, either.

 

[Pat's Van]

I've been nailed to a wooden cross in the middle east, hung there for a while

and subsequently entombed in a cave from which I emerged refreshed a few days later