Donald Twain
Vide cor meum
Wasn't a real policeman mate.
expected this sort of tomfoolery !
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Wasn't a real policeman mate.
I bet you did...expected this sort of tomfoolery !
I got done for speeding in Cuba, they do like waving their guns around don't they?I parked a car on the hallowed Revolution Square in Havana and got threatened with Cuban Special Forces with guns. And I stood my ground and tried to make them apologise to me.
Probably them two. Everything else I've ever done has been a bit meh.
The new frontrunner stakes a claim.In retrospect I'm not proud of this, but nevertheless, can't imagine anyone else has done it. I was working in a very swanky cocktail bar in west London underneath an even swankier restaurant, wherein that Michael Winner was eating, in fact he was there as a critic for the Standard I think. He was being an absolute ringpiece to everyone and particularly to the very sweet waitress who was serving him, very rude and lecherous and made her upset.
So, while I happened to be in the kitchen, I gollied into his lamb shank. We got a good review.
I can still 'dance' when the mood takes me sunshine! Do you want me to pay you a visit to which ever Huyton crack den you in today, and batter ya with your helmet?I bet you did...
I'm in Kirkby today mate.I can still 'dance' when the mood takes me sunshine! Do you want me to pay you a visit to which ever Huyton crack den you in today, and batter ya with your helmet?
Aye messed the title. Sake.
Wasn't a real policeman mate.
Wow! Amazing!Adopted and orphaned, in that order.
Been on Man vs Food.
Ran a Tough Mudder.
Survived cancer.