Southampton v Everton. 26th April at 12.45.

[wandyr79]

How do sum this up?

 

[ianefc]

starting to wonder if barkleys as good as we think he is, really has been average for most of the second half of season

He is hiding

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Why does Coleman keep turning inside onto his left?!

 

[ToffeeTownMilto]

If some clown offers £30 million for Barkley, I'd bite their hand off.

WTF is going on? I'm off to kick over a few dustbins and smash some lamp posts in with a baseball bat.

 

[Rook]

Naismith off, Gerard over to the right. McGeady on.

 

[when i score we riot]

Get geads on for del at the break

 

[Azzurri]

They've kept Deulofeu under wraps so far apparently. Think I could keep him under wraps here.

 

[hktoffee]

Need to do the simple thing there ffs.

 

[chrissyjack]

What the hell. Just heard the score

 

[LinekersLegs]

Think I'd switch Del to rhs, Naismith into the Centre and put Barkley on left wing. Naismith is much better than Barkley at the mo.

 

[Donald Twain]

no shots on target?

 

[MikeH72]

Their defence is outstanding and ours is a shambles. Has Boruc touched the ball yet?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

So the Liverpool winning the league nightmare and us pathetically surrendering fourth place is going to become a reality. Always rely on the mighty Blues can't you?

 

[Kiwi]

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[when i score we riot]

They've kept Deulofeu under wraps so far apparently. Think I could keep him under wraps here.

They could not turn up and wrap the goalmouth in clingfilm like some toilet prank. We wouldn't get through that even, cuz we're poop!