Match Thread Southampton vs Everton - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Martin Alvito]

Ball kicked, brains off? As my son would say, "Let's goooooooo!"

 

[Mark_EFC]

Great first touch, Seamus

 

[Wat Tyler]

Has to do better there Onana

 

[atypicalusername]

Onana has to hit that! That was a chance!!! Great ball by Iwobi and good hold up play McNeil!!

 

[summerisle]

Fancy McNeil to play well here

Is that his new nickname ?

 

[Martin Alvito]

Is that his new nickname ?

Reads well in the Oxbridge accent with the right inflection, tbf.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

You wait through the interminable international break for the real stuff to start up and it's Birtles co-commentating with pearls of wisdom like "I've always said you have to beat the teams around you, beating the top teams is a bonus, you have to beat the teams around you."

Should have gone into management with that insight you tedious waste of a microphone.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Please just play the simple ball sideways there Jordan

 

[Shevin Keedy]

This is it Everton, this is the day, forge your destiny. Your names shall echo throughout eternity!!

 

[Tommy Chong]

Let’s have at these blues! C’mon!

 

[Martin Alvito]

You wait through the interminable international break for the real stuff to start up and it's Birtles co-commentating with pearls of wisdom like "I've always said you have to beat the teams around you, beating the top teams is a bonus, you have to beat the teams around you."

Should have gone into management with that insight you tedious waste of a microphone.

At least 90% of broadcasting 'talent' is that rubbish.

The remainder are national treasures.

 

[magicjuan]

Is that his new nickname ?

That's a 1920s gangster name

 

[smileychap]

Great no-look pass from Gueye.

Still, 'shows confidence'

 

[bluelife]

Oh not this twit commentating again FFS

 

[TheBigIguana]

That's a very mean nutmeg from Iwobi