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Space and Stuff : It's Big
- Thread starter summerisle
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12 billion miles away.
Lol.
Lol.
Paris
What is love?
The average distance a RS lives from Anfield.
Paris
What is love?
I can assure you that it’s massive.
the golden visionary
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That's the end of men in black
the golden visionary
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Russia crashed their rocket to the moon, does this mean anything or was it always going to fail?
DavidH
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When my missus asks me to go and get her phone charger. "Where is it my little piranha fish?" "I left the lead in the car babe, I've parked it 12 billion miles away"
She can't reverse park, in-fact she can't park at all she's hopeless so she puts it where she can just drive into, stop and then get out. This usually means her car is nowhere near the house. I won't mention it today because she's already got a cob on about something or there so I can't be bothered with the dialogue. The Chase is on in a bit so I'll be able to gage her mood if she starts answering questions. her general knowledge is another worthy topic but I'll leave that for now, I'm getting angry.
Paris
What is love?
In a world of quirks and laughs,
I find,A tale of parking, truly one of a kind.
A missus with skills in reverse so frail,
Leaving her car miles away, a curious tale.
"Where's my charger?" she does inquire,
With a grin, you play along, no ire.
"12 billion miles," you reply with jest,
A cosmic distance put to the test.
Her parking skills, a whimsical sight,
No parallel finesse, day or night.
She finds a spot, a space so grand,
Drive in, stop, exit, just as planned.
Pigeons coo and flutter in the breeze,
As her car's whereabouts remain a tease.
You watch the show, not a word to say,
For her mood's like the changing sky, they say.
The Chase awaits, a TV delight,
To gauge her mood, the timing's right.
Her general knowledge, a topic to explore,
But for now, let anger rest, no more.
In tales like these, life's oddities bloom,
A love that thrives in quirks, not gloom.
So cherish the cob on, the questions too,
For in the ordinary, love finds its hue.
Yarrgh
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They took a calculated risk to send it up too soon to beat the Indian moon shot.
If it fails at least they are in the history books as putting something on the moon before them. If it's a success, then even better.
The Russians achieved their first soft landing on the moon in 1966, so they beat India by some margin.