Sperm

[summerisle]

Piqued your interest ? The Chinese, great bunch of lads - in the making.

 

[4737carlin]

Can he play up front?

 

[malfosse]

Can he play up front?

Plays "in the hole" mate.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Piqued your interest ? The Chinese, great bunch of lads - in the making.

PMSL

Won't crack one off manually but will stand next to another guy (they're set up in a row in some shots FFS) while you both get some virtual? Makes sense...

 

[Kurt.]

Spunky thread indeed

 

[Kurt.]

Cum one cum all !!!

 

[summerisle]

Spunky thread indeed

The only way is up !

 

[LostLegend]

3 pints.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Piqued your interest ? The Chinese, great bunch of lads - in the making.

This won't end happy

 

[summerisle]

3 pints.

And a packet of crisps ?

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Are these for export? Friend's interested, wife moreso.

 

[LostLegend]

And a packet of crisps ?

Scampi fries please

 

[tommye]

Bet that doesn't moan about having nothing to wear...

 

[TrailerTrash]

 

[tommye]

Adjustable user friendly sperm extractor...13k.
Lifetime guarantee .

Average UK price for a wedding...18k.
Average marriage in the UK lasts 8yrs.



It's a no-brainer really