Sperm

[Rita_Poon]

There is a good reason they wear wellies in Milking Parlours

Theft?

 

[marnie]

Bet that doesn't moan about having nothing to wear...

lol

 

[The binman chronicles]

It replicates the vagina perfectly with "Temperature, seemed wetness and amount of light"

I do hope so, I'm so bored of fake dark vaginas.

Don't know about you but I prefer them dark, those translucent ones that you can see straight through give me the willies.


...or not give me the willy more to the point.

 

[peteblue]

Chinese eh…apparently two of the machines got pregnant…

 

[Damo_1878]

@Damo_1878 drinks this

Weird post. Please kindly don't @ me with this type of thing or I'll have to put you on ignore

 

[summerisle]

Chinese eh…apparently two of the machines got pregnant…

And begat a balloon.

 

[chrismpw]

So what you're saying is the Chinese have invented a thing that:

Means females aren't needed
Is cheaper than a new kitchen

*ponders

 

[Rita_Poon]

So what you're saying is the Chinese have invented a thing that:

Means females aren't needed
Is cheaper than a new kitchen

*ponders

You're a measurements man, ergonomics and such.... how bigs the feet?

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Piqued your interest ? The Chinese, great bunch of lads - in the making.

*swipes right

 

[carlos21]

*swipes right

Yo buddy hope you are well tonight.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Yo buddy hope you are well tonight.

Very well Carlos old bean, hope you are having fun too matey.

 

[carlos21]

Very well Carlos old bean, hope you are having fun too matey.

Oh yes I am good tonight what you been watching buddy.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Christ can you imagine the absolute rotters that would be applying

You're at your lowest, there selling your baby gravy for a tenner, damn near in tears; two "stalls" down a deviant is treating it like a vending machine with a stuck packet of his 'kin peanut m&m's...

 

[Ring master]

This reminds me a bit of that lol

 

[carlos21]

This reminds me a bit of that lol

Hi ring hope you are well tonight.