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[DavidH]

"Remember when you called me a w*nker in school? Yeah well I've got prostate cancer so who's the w*nker now"

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Anyone looking for a multi name, how about:

pienaars envy

 

[malfosse]

Well that's me living forever then.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Let's do this!

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[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Can't wait for the NICE guidelines update.

 

[Billy Dean]

 

[magicjuan]

If there is ever a report to share with your missus this is it.

Not my Mrs, she goes at it like she's trying to take the lid off a jar of pickles

 

[cronullasharks]

If there is ever a report to share with your missus this is it.

My missus is obviously playing the long game to get rid of me then. I'm off to the police station to report a murder in progress.