West Side Charlie
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Love it, genius this mate.No
In fact let's go further, the ground can be call the blue submarine, all the food can be terrible beatles puns like Eleanor Rig-pie and security and police only trained to respond to those singing "help"
Can you imagine being down by Bootle and an away fan asks you were the ground is, you can just say follow 'the long and winding road'