Standard Leige's Christian Benteke

[Waddy]

Cant we just ban any daily fail rumours?

 

[Frank Drebin]

Poo-Flung-Dung

Thai bogsing

 

[Dutch Toffee]

There was an Everton delegation present at Standard's European qualification match, earlier this week. I know that for a fact. Don't know if they were there for Benteke, or just on their way back from Lisbon.

 

[ScouseBlueBoy]

Benteke sounds like a martial art.QUOTE]

I always thought 'Neil Sedaka' sounded like a martial art.

 

[jsweeney17]

Isnt Benteke the method of dying cotton using wax as a stencil?

 

[jsweeney17]

I think Beckham wore a skirt made of this stuff once.

 

[CaptainBlood]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...erton-alert-Benteke-wants-Standard-Liege.html

Not a bad record

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Benteke

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11813_7113621,00.html

 

[TX Bill]

Got no money.

We aren't signing anyone.

 

[icburns]

PSG are in for him. Abandon all hope.

 

[FC Brugge]

If PSG are in for him I'll eat my shoes. Benteke's alright but he hasn't even made it in the Belgian league - the article said "the powerful striker" and that he led standard's attack. they however fail to mention that he barely scores goals, had minimal finesse and while being big isnt all that strong
my opinion - article is bullpoop and i can't be anything but happy about it.
besides we have no moneyshizzles

 

[RFUS]

If PSG are in for him I'll eat my shoes. Benteke's alright but he hasn't even made it in the Belgian league - the article said "the powerful striker" and that he led standard's attack. they however fail to mention that he barely scores goals, had minimal finesse and while being big isnt all that strong
my opinion - article is bullpoop and i can't be anything but happy about it.
besides we have no moneyshizzles

I very much like this word.

 

[alwaysblue]

If PSG are in for him I'll eat my shoes. Benteke's alright but he hasn't even made it in the Belgian league - the article said "the powerful striker" and that he led standard's attack. they however fail to mention that he barely scores goals, had minimal finesse and while being big isnt all that strong
my opinion - article is bullpoop and i can't be anything but happy about it.
besides we have no moneyshizzles

*crosses fingers and hopes Benteke goes to PSG* I want to see it on youtube mate

 

[atrottel]

Benteke's alright but he hasn't even made it in the Belgian league - the article said "the powerful striker" and that he led standard's attack. they however fail to mention that he barely scores goals, had minimal finesse and while being big isnt all that strong

So you are saying that he is Anichebe but without the occasional strength? (Although he might stay on his feet better...)