I can only assume there's some kind of charging station on the bench and he has a 60 minute charge time. After that he comes on and does things that a slight, Albino Scotsman has no right to do.
You can see why he was so good in Scotland, playing like he did today he would tear up the pub league. He just lacks a yard of pace to be a real threat constantly down here. Was probably his best performance for us today but may say something about Fulham's back line too.
Slated him under Moyes deservedly, but with a manager who actually plays him in his natural position he looks a player we want to keep now
the likes of the top teams have had players like him in the past, butt and neville for united, solskaer etc who can contribute whilst not being the same 'quality' as the rest