Steven Naismith

[bluejock]

Hahaha brilliant.

Has he taught you the handshake yet?

 

[chicoazul]

Christ no. What do I need to look out for pal?

 

[bluejock]

It's all about the pressure points I'm led to believe.

Does he own a bowler hat?

 

[Phenom]

They're super people are the azula family. Id be getting married in a Church of Scotland church though or they'd kill me quietly in my sleep.

I asked her Dad the other week who Rangers were buying and got a cold silence.

I'm smashing his daughter's foof so needless to say I had the last laugh.

Anyway. Anyone bringing religion into football is a blert. Simple as.

Hahahaha

 

[chicoazul]

It's all about the pressure points I'm led to believe.

Does he own a bowler hat?

Not to knowledge. He does have a moustache however.

 

[bluejock]

Not to knowledge. He does have a moustache however.

Real men wear moustaches, look at Magnum FFS.

I'm going for a gringo look this summer.

 

[bluejock]

Erm erm Naismith has balsa wood knees and stuff

 

[Phenom]

Not to knowledge. He does have a moustache however.

My Nazi alert has just gone off the charts mate, be careful there.

 

[Phenom]

Erm erm Naismith has balsa wood knees and stuff

Gary Naysmith is boss lad.

 

[Librarian]

he's no Smith

 

[chicoazul]

Blimey.

 

[Azzurri]

HEY I'M NOT A SNITCH BUT WE NEED SOME EQUALITY HERE DON'T WE.

Messing... ish.

Anyway, back on topic:

The Rangers lids seem to rate Naismith and by all accounts he's an extremely hard worker with a bit of pace and a top pro who knows his duties. Sounds like a Moyes type of player who is also very versatile so I can see it happening. Not sure how I'd feel about that, though.

 

[chicoazul]

Didn't he take a pay cut when they asked for volunteers. Good lad.

He wont come. Although the league is not as good as it was its still a massive club to play for and a Scottish lad will get that.

Its common to condescend the clubs up there now and it does my head in.

 

[Phenom]

He got promoted with Huddersfield yesterday lads.

 

[Bainsey]

How has he done a medical with no medical staff?