Richard Alex
Player Valuation: £8m
They should have tightened that cable tie more
The cretin
It made me get home later and have less sleep before work
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They should have tightened that cable tie more
Hope oil doesn't get cancelled because of this, ive got 5 grands worth of Brent in my portfolio due to Putins war
Piers Morgan will deffo be interviewing him soon when he's on death row.
Changed the entire fate of the match though. May have lost without him and been relegated! An act of God!They should have tightened that cable tie more
The cretin
It made me get home later and have less sleep before work
Unfortunately the bolt cutters were the only giant tool at the match.good to see TheOneandOnly make it to a match
Whether he's going, he might need some oil based lubricant.Hopefully he loses his virginity soon too.
Tommye hate doing this. But I have to tell Dan anytime people antagonise me from now on. Please don't make me do it again. It feels disgusting.
And was it really the box cutters or was it the gnashers?What if the box cutters slipped and accidentally clipped the lads head off?
That teeth guy would be up in front of the Premier League’s disciplinary panel, for sure.