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Buzz Lightroom
Player Valuation: £750k
Dear Frank Lampard,
Avoid relegation by strapping a big orange lad to each post to show the players where the goal is.
You're welcome,
GOT
Avoid relegation by strapping a big orange lad to each post to show the players where the goal is.
You're welcome,
GOT
dutchblue54
Player Valuation: £20m
It wasn't be @Theoneandonly I can tell you as he would have a picture of FSW on his shirt lol
Noisy noise annoys
Player Valuation: £70m
Post gimp has finished me off
You wouldn't want them mate, they made hard work of a plastic cable tie. Would have been better off with nail scissors. lol
Why 15 minutes to cut the cable tie?
Mr K.Dilkington
Player Valuation: £8m
If it was "Save The Whales" on his top then it would defo been him.
A good pair of garden secuteurs would have done the job in minutes.,',....
Buzz Lightroom
Player Valuation: £750k
Have you seen some of the deadwood in the Everton squad? It can take years to cut ties with things we need to get off the pitch.
Toffee in Jandals
Player Valuation: £35m
Mark Chapman's grandson?
What was it protesting about.......not enough oil or too much oil? Hope he straps himself to the Park end Crossbar against Man U.
Johnnytotal
Player Valuation: £10m
on day rate.
Hopefully he loses his virginity soon too.
Proper Deirdre Barlow’s.
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