Stranger Things

[KaiserEFC]

No not the series. What’s the strangest, most surreal or downright inexplicable experience of your life (Sam Allardyce being appointed Everton manager not withstanding)?

 

[Zezti]

May last year, around midnight, was the strangest thunderstorm I had ever seen. For a solid 4 hours the sky was like a strobe light. At times so bright it was like midday.

 

[COYBL25]

@Ashtonian threads will take some beating tbh.

Although @Joey66 is having a good go at competing with him.

 

[Bungle]

When me and my sister were walking back from school years ago a guy pulled over and asked us for directions or the time, can't quite remember which it was, however as we glanced into the car to offer assistance we noticed he had his cock out and was having a wank.

That stuck with me as something a bit odd.

 

[kev]

When me and my sister were walking back from school years ago a guy pulled over and asked us for directions or the time, can't quite remember which it was, however as we glanced into the car to offer assistance we noticed he had his cock out and was having a wank.

That stuck with me as something a bit odd.

Was your sister dressed as a goth by any chance?

 

[summerisle]

Whilst bunking off school one day this dishevelled tramp shuffled up to me and asked if I bit my nails. Saying yes, he then showed me his fingers which were devoid of fingernails. "Don't", he mumbled and wandered off.
Didn't work though.

 

[wilfjacko]

I once met an intelligent kopite.
Honest.

 

[Eggs]

..i’m glad i’ve had a sheltered life.

 

[nsno-chris]

Those Jimmy Saville parties were massively strange, scarred me for life

 

[COYBL25]

Having trials as a school boy for Crewe Alexander was quite strange.

 

[jaycee]

When me and my sister were walking back from school years ago a guy pulled over and asked us for directions or the time, can't quite remember which it was, however as we glanced into the car to offer assistance we noticed he had his cock out and was having a wank.

That stuck with me as something a bit odd.

Sorry about that mate,your directions were wrong anyway

 

[Bungle]

Sorry about that mate,your directions were wrong anyway

No worries mate, apologies again that my sister gave a bit of a toothy blowjob

 

[jaycee]

No worries mate, apologies again that my sister gave a bit of a toothy blowjob

Was still better than the one you gave you slobbering mess

 

[Moomin]

When me and my sister were walking back from school years ago a guy pulled over and asked us for directions or the time, can't quite remember which it was, however as we glanced into the car to offer assistance we noticed he had his cock out and was having a wank.

That stuck with me as something a bit odd.

Is your sister fit?

 

[Bungle]

Is your sister fit?

Absolutely grim mate, if you were Fritzl you'd probably have thrown yourself in the furnace along with the kids rather than continue to knob her.