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Strangest place you have ever woke up.

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Title says it all.

Been quite a few strange ones for me, most mainly from lads holidays.

For me, it would have to be on a peddle boat. I woke up on the side of it looking outwards and at first thought I was in the middle of the sea on my own. Apart from anything football related, them first five seconds were the most scared i have ever been in my life. Actually, I would have preferred being on my own when I turned around and a female Alan Smith lookalike slurred "alwite chick".

Eagerly awaiting chicos answers..
 
in a pub on top of the pool table... OR...

I once woke up behind a sofa (can in hand) while my mate and his mum and dad were watching tv and eating breakfast.

they were a little shocked, they thought I had gone home!
 
in bed, fully clothed, shoes on, front door wide open, woken up by my rather concerned neighbour who had followed the muddy footprints into my house.

still a mystery.
 

Ok it might not sound that strange but at the time and to be honest still does, freak me out. I went on a night out for a mates birthday steadily drinking from about midday and then on to a club late on. Thats the last i remember, I woke up on a bridge face down- it was January so the cold floor on my face woke me up.

I had no shoes on and had no idea how I got there- when I got home and got undressed for bed I realised I had no pants on either. The next day I spoke to my mates that I was out with and they said the last time they saw me I was leaving the club with some bird.

I have no idea what had happened, who i was with or how I got on that bridge and to this day it completley freaks me out.
 
When I was (a lot) younger.... I was regularly faced with the prospect of an 8 mile walk home after a night out. If I really couldn't be arsed, about 4 miles in there were some really comfy bushes. Lost count the number of times I woke up because of some dog licking my face (this was a couple of years before Chico's Mum, obviously).

We did an old standby to one of my lads on a detatchment who had real problems waking up of a morning.... we carried his bed (little more than a glorified stretcher) out to the end of the runway where he was awoken by a 4 ship of Tornado's arriving for an exercise at 0340. That managed to get the little scrote 10ft out of bed in less than a second;)
 
Never happened to me.

Right now, I'd say we have a tie between Dylan and Rob Japan.

Sorry but I would have loved to have seen the look on their faces when he climbed out from behind the sofa. Probably scared the hell out of 'em. :lol:
 
Most of my memories of that one have been told to me ;)

Blair just reminded me of a set of bushes when as a school lad we used to hide our school bags before going to the pub, one day I was pissed, went back to get my bag and fell asleep, thank god I woke up 30mins later and not 3am or something daft.

16 year old, comes back home stinking of alcohol, my parents would have loved that.... NOT.
 

in my mums foreign students bed and yes it was a bloke!!!!

now let me tell the story i had just come back from holiday with my mates in cufo. and my mum had students at in my room at the time so i was on the living room floor for two nights. but the first night i went out with the mates down the pub had a few like you do got in and went to sleep on the floor in the living room. then the next thing i now is all hell breaking out with my mum shouting and dragging me down stairs. still to this day i cant remember a thing i can only assume that i got up for a piss and went to bed on auto pilot. any way stayed at my mates the next night was just to embarassing to face the student.
 
Reebok stadium, Bolton at half time - god, the first half was so boring :lol: :lol: (btw Everton were not playing)
 
lol - typical bolton?

tbh i nearly fell asleep at the middlesbrough home match it was that boring!!
 

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