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Strangest place you have ever woke up.

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once woke up on a park bench by southport marina.

not so bad you say

i was on a stag do in blackpool!!:unsure: :unsure: :huh: :unsure: :unsure:
 

Dylan said:
You are doing nothing to dispel the stereotype Latch :lol:

Where you wearing your Velcro pants when you woke up?
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Back in 1978/9 it was, so either 16 or 17, gone night fishing with three mates, got pissed, started raining, not arsed to put tents up, so slept in old barn in next field, blamed each other all night for farting, dawn, open eyes, big eyes staring back at me, just lay there for a few seconds looking at each other, well it wasn't looking at me but you know what i mean, i remember admiring it's teeth, still pissed i think, other lads woke up, walked home accusing each other of all kinds, happy days.
 

I was travelling round Thailand (what a [Poor language removed]' cliche) and hanging out with some scottish lads took far too many (of what is legal out there) diet pills and valium. I went on a long mission of drinking and being in taxis in a semi comatose state.

the effect is like you've gone to bed and are happily dreaming only your body is out and about spending money and getting in taxis and dancing and chatting up women that turn out to be blokes...

Only this time I woke up on a plane that just touched down in Pnomh Penh.

How they let me on that flight I will never know. Or when I bought the ticket?

Not as bad as the time I woke up in Coventry though.
 
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