Straqua man

[BigBlueBalls]

(Couldn't help the title, since the beaut from Italy they paid £20 million for)

Doesn't look fit, in fact, looks bloody heavy. Has been with us how many months? I reckon if we had sellotaped a steak to the ball and crossed it he would have got on the end of it, I reckon he'd have run through cannon fire.
(God damn he looked heavy in the Chelsea carling cup game)

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Like an exotically named James Beattie

 

[faddy the blue]

it's not about being heavy, how heavy was Yakubu? If Moyes doesn't wana give him chances then what's the use of bringing him here? You say you can;t score cos you're short in the final 3rd, yet you persist with Cahill who hasn't scored for almost a whole year? Does he merit a start?

 

[EFCNIK]

Where's McFadden btw? Not that I want him to play.

 

[pfim]

He doesn't look heavy, he just looks incredibly slow.

 

[TippEverton]

The argentinian league must be in awful shape for him to have been top scorer in it .

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I said it months ago - he is total gash, Moyes is a total bellend.

 

[ForeverEverton]

I said it months ago - he is total gash, Moyes is a total bellend.

Think its a case of all we could afford, nuff said really!!!!!!!!

 

[neil999]

the club prob thought it was being fairly clever getting the argentinian league top scorer(prob for small fee) sounds great on paper, unfortunately for them the fans arent that stupid(mostly!)

 

[Azzurri]

the club prob thought it was being fairly clever getting the argentinian league top scorer(prob for small fee) sounds great on paper, unfortunately for them the fans arent that stupid(mostly!)

To be honest though, I was made up when I saw we'd signed the Argentinian league's top scorer, and so was everyone else. The club didn't know he was gash but sign him anyway just to pull the wool over our eyes.

 

[BlueLlama]

when i heard he wasn't signed by leicester after a trial my expectations went to zero

 

[kenada_blue]

I said it months ago - he is total gash, Moyes is a total bellend.

LOLOL To the point. I like it.

 

[ijjysmith]

[Poor language removed] it.

Play him I say. It's not like it could get much worse is it?!

 

[somuchfun]

[Poor language removed] it.

Play him I say. It's not like it could get much worse is it?!

Ayea, I think he can be a menace so stick him up with Vellios and see if the chaos would bring goals. It's not like Cahill and Saha are bringing them in by the truckload.

 

[ijjysmith]

Ayea, I think he can be a menace so stick him up with Vellios and see if the chaos would bring goals. It's not like Cahill and Saha are bringing them in by the truckload.

My initial post was in jest. But the more I think about it, the more I dont see why not.

A strikers job is to score (and maybe set up) goals. Ours are not doing it, so therefore should be dropped. Cahill and Saha offer nothing at the moment.

Obviously I realise this won't happen.