Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
You're a tit. When you're not going on about kids from obscure tinpot countries you're playing to the Anti Friedkin crowd for god knows what reason. Currently this club is on its best run for however many years. There's a bit of joy again on match days down in part to TFG who if I'm not mistaken recruited the manager. He might not be best in class but currently, pre BMD and the start of the actual rebuild on and off field, he's doing ok. Just get on board!
If by "tit" you mean, 'Evertonian' then you would be correct.
If by 'Mr Happy' you mean...well, anyone can see what you are.
"Tinpot countries" add another to the racist list I suppose.
Bye bye.