Summer Transfer Window 2017

Garrick · May 31, 2017

Do I have to wait until June to start moaning or can I do it now?

windymiller · May 31, 2017

EFCccc said:
And what do get when u have the most points?.

The scorn of the coolest middle aged men who spend eight hours a day on an Everton forum. Try not to cry yourself to sleep every night.

Saint Domingo · May 31, 2017

Darth Toffeeman said:
No matter what happens in the transfer window hearing that Sissoko moan about the worst year of his life since joining Spurs is delicious. Worrying that we even entertained buying him.

Still cannot believe we offered £30m for that breast of a man.

£30 is too much.

We seem to have a decent knack for jinxing players who publically scorn us. I remember Bougherra picking Charlton over us and coming out with some rubbish about their ambition only for McFadden to then lob him as we secured Europa and they started their decline.
A whole host of players in the Moyes era picked West Ham or Newcastle over us and achieved nothing but relegation whilst we played in Europe.

TheBigIguana · May 31, 2017

The odds aren't great but we should be going after Mahrez

Armel · May 31, 2017

Nymzee said:
Decent apparently that Kalinic.

He's a very good keeper, but they'd never let him leave (except maybe for overly inflated transfer sums). They've been really struggling attracting a decent goalkeeper which cost them loads of points in the first half of the season. He came in; he single handedly made them win matches. In half a season he won goalkeeper of the year. Note though; one of their previous keepers was also a good keeper (Sels), got transferred to Newcastle, and played extremely bad there; everything he was good at he suddenly couldn't do any more. Couldn't cope with the stress and apparently at the start of it all he was already faced with angry Newcastle supporters who were angry that he came in because they felt this was a betrayal to Darlow. Hope he's able to go to another club where he can find himself again.

RomanReigns · May 31, 2017

is ter stegen available?

TheBigIguana · May 31, 2017

RomanReigns said:
is ter stegen available?

No

Goat · May 31, 2017

RomanReigns said:
is ter stegen available?

If he was City wouldnt be buying some Keeper from Portugal.

Lukaku'sLeftTesticle · May 31, 2017

Ohhh lads we missed a HUGE bloody trick not getting Begovic for 10m

Connor · May 31, 2017

Lukaku'sLeftTesticle said:
Ohhh lads we missed a HUGE bloody trick not getting Begovic for 10m

Hope this is genuine sarcasm.

Sinski · May 31, 2017

RomanReigns said:
is ter stegen available?

Signed a new contract at Barca today.

bullybeef · May 31, 2017

Another summer of enertia and frustration becons.

Everton are so predictable.

Kiwi · May 31, 2017

Is it still May and people's heads are falling off?
Wow

Westend Blue · May 31, 2017

Christ and I thought I was a bed wetter

royvernon39 · May 31, 2017

Darth Toffeeman said:
Still cannot believe we offered £30m for that breast of a man.

Dead right. Sissoko had a great Euros and a dreadful year at Newcastle. He clearly played Spurs off against EFC and nabbed a big contract.

The worrying thing for me is that RK thought he was good and was willing to buy him. It would have been the Niasse Disaster x 3.