Summer Transfer Window 2017

[ToePeg]

Followed by a quick tug, then lights out

Not before you scoop up the milk and return to the fridge.

 

[MikeH72]

Bids for Sigurdsson and Giroud, interest in Benteke I'd imagine

 

[eurosrees]

Edin Dzeko would do very nicely, very underrated I reckon.

 

[DanB90]

Benteke, Giroud and Gylfi



@orly

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Is Dzeko even decent these days? Can't say I've ever seen him play at Roma.

 

[rochdaleblue]

How is he still only 26?

He's been around for beards and has joint custody of Sturridges' knees

I know I couldn't believe it. He must have joined villa at 21/22.

 

[davek]

You monsters have hurt some poor lad's feelings and forced him to take refuge on Reddit.



Lol @Connor get this one

Ha Ha Ha.

"....so if anything comes across slightly racist, homophobic, religious etc they all go ape..."

Slightly should be allowed.

lol

 

[cromofo]

 

[Brisan123]

We need another centre half surely?

Keane Williams Jagelika Funes Mori Holgate Pennington
Yea maybe one more

 

[orly]

Benteke, Giroud and Gylfi



@orly

I'm too sad to even Index at the thought of uberdonkey Dzeko


Ok will index you anyway

 

[sageyefc]

Is Dzeko even decent these days? Can't say I've ever seen him play at Roma.

Scored over 30 for Roma last season

 

[Tubey]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD NO

PLEASE ANYONE BUT THAT DONKEY

Dzeko was outstanding a few years back.

No idea what he's like now, but that goal return last season says he still has something in the tank.

Not that it's happening anyway.

 

[MikeH72]

Keane Williams Jagelika Funes Mori Holgate Pennington
Yea maybe one more

Lol at that list. Yeah, we deffo do need one.

 

[rochdaleblue]

Is Dzeko even decent these days? Can't say I've ever seen him play at Roma.

I thought of him to be honest. Remember how he tortured us during that pre-season against Wolfsburg before he went to city. I think he'd be reluctant to come back now from Roma.

 

[blulouie]

It's not Benteke you daft blerts lol lol lol

*logs off in an attempt to appear mysteriously ITK

@orly